photo in need of a caption, tomato on a train edition

i could use a laugh today!

and while i’m sure this photo isn’t actually a youth ministry moment, we ALL know it could be!

best caption gets (ooh, ready for this??!?!) a digital copy of one of our three new books (releasing in a week or two):
Advent
Youth Ministry in a Post-Christian World
or
Redefining the Role of the Youth Worker

bring it!

tomato

CONTENDERS

great stuff this time. here are the ones that really tickled my fancy, so to speak:

Mike
Bob knew it was going to be a rough day, but he never thought he’d get canned.

J Gee
After the accident, Bob the Tomato’s ministry remains active

Wes Pardue
Do you want tomato on your sub?

Ben
Out of respect for privacy, the tomato turned his back because he noticed the salad dressing

Marty Estes
Michael Bay’s vision of Veggie Tales didn’t quite match up with the original.

Jonathan Hobbs
Timmy learned the hard way that the kids that told him about “dress up like a tomato day” were lying.

Rob September
When a starving vegan hallucinates…

and the winner is…

i’m goin’ with J Gee’s “After the accident, Bob the Tomato’s ministry remains active,” though i dropped the second sentence of his caption, since i thought it was funnier with only the first sentence! everyone raise a glass of tomato juice in honor of j gee!

55 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption, tomato on a train edition”

  1. lost line from Empire State of Mind:

    Now I’m on the subway
    next to a tomato
    doesn’t even phase me
    it’s just my man Marko

    they even shot the scene for the video until Beyonce said it looked a little too Weird Al parody

  2. Timmy learned the hard way that the kids that told him about “dress up like a tomato day” were lying. He’s going to explain how he didn’t find this funny tonight when they all go hunting for snipes.

  3. … as the ninja sheathed his blade with ritual precision, there was a stunned silence as the onlookers in the car waited for his victim to collapse.

  4. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom comes from learning said knowledge after losing a bet that it’s a vegeatble…

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