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[[update]]
ok — i’m making this a competition, with a one-judge panel (me). prize: some ys book of your choosing. here are the suggestions that provoked an audible chuckle of some sort from me, so far:

how come we got left behind? (sivin)

“And for my second wish I want to play hopscotch with a panda.” (brian edwards)

“Billy’s joy was fleeting as he realized that he would never get his pet llama to do this.” (chad f)

Lighthouse Trails Research Update: This just in, YS President Mark Oestricher promotes goat jumping…details to follow. (sean)

“What are we going to do today goat?” “The same thing we do everyday kid…try to take over the world!” (deanna)

After Lassie’s death Timmy had to find the next best thing. (kevin franske)

[[new update]]
time to announce a winner! i just pulled my wife over to the computer (i’m at home, haven’t gone into work yet), and read the five finalists to her. she laughed out loud at the first two. and i have chosen — drum roll, please — “And for my second wish I want to play hopscotch with a panda.” (submitted by brian edwards).

thanks all for the great laughs!

brian — shoot me an email.