Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development

in honor of my canadian friends, this great list from mcsweeneys

Secret Canadian
Superweapons in

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Titanium Mountie

Canadarm face slapper

Ballistic beavernauts

120 mm maple-syrup mortar

Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise

Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers

2 thoughts on “Secret Canadian Superweapons in Development”

  1. not sure that commenting on someone’s posting could ever remotely count as friendship – however – as a Canadian…
    …wet underwear!

  2. And that’s just the stuff that isn’t classified. I honestly think that more people should see us northerners as a world super-power. If only recognized our true power…

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