in honor of my canadian friends, this great list from mcsweeneys…
Secret Canadian
Superweapons in
Development.
BY WYNN QUON
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Titanium Mountie
Canadarm face slapper
Ballistic beavernauts
120 mm maple-syrup mortar
Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise
Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers
not sure that commenting on someone’s posting could ever remotely count as friendship – however – as a Canadian…
…wet underwear!
thanks
And that’s just the stuff that isn’t classified. I honestly think that more people should see us northerners as a world super-power. If only recognized our true power…