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clear the air, not the room


yes, “clear the air, not the room” is the official slogan of gas-B-gon.

so, really, the junior higher in me could just not resist posting this thing. i’m sure there are people with medical issues that, ya know, just have to fart multiple times a day (well, i mean, come one, who doesn’t?); and maybe they really need a project like this. and the good people at gas b gon have both pillows (to sit on!) and “undergarments” with little filters in them.

here’s what the site says:

Being the center attention isn’t always a good thing.

You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family. GasBGon has been designed and tested to adsorb the odor and sound of flatulence. Malodorous gas is a naturally occurring event, obviously affecting some people more than others. Yet, clinical studies show that the average person produces one to three pints of gas and passes gas 14 times a day.

but, really, the very best thing on the site are the testimonials. here’s one of ’em:

Can you believe that this thing really does work? Pretty much I’ve been known for having to pull the car over when I’m driving cuz I let float some pretty mean ones but thanks to GasBGon, we could keep on driving.