Diet & Fitness Books of the Bible.
BY LAURENCE HUGHES
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Cross Training
Pontius Pilates
Low-Impact Ecclesiastes
Antiochcidents
Psweatin’ to the Psalms
The All-You-Can-Eat Loaves-and-Fishes Diet
The AbsSolution
Power Walking on Water
Good Fat, Bad Fat, Jehoshaphat
The Flat Belly of the Whale Diet
Fit for Life Everlasting
Pillar-of-Salt-Free Cooking
YOU on a Diet of Worms
Take and Eat This, Not That
The Resurrection Regimen: Three Days to a Transmogrified You
Really Boring Books for Children.
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Springtime? Taxtime!
The New Drapes
Let’s All Have a Bottle of Water!
The Two Weeks After Christmas
Staring at Your Shoes and Other Games
The Big Book of Paper Clips
One Wall, Two Walls, Three Walls, Four!
Mom Folds the Towels and Then Puts Them Away
B Is for Beige
The Long Drive to the Small Town to Visit Childless Relatives
Sally Finds a Stick
i used some upcoming birthday money from my parents to purchased a cool pair of slightly distressed jeans while i was in paris. so, in honor of my new jeans, i present this list from mcsweeney’s:
Articles of Clothing That Go Well With Distressed Jeans
BY COLLEEN DOYLE
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an anxious sweater vest
passive-aggressive penny loafers
a letterman’s jacket full of regret
a belt suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder
suspenders