a list, from mcsweeney’s:
SportsCenter Anchors Tell the Story of Jesus Christ.
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Nothing but the bottom of the manger!
He’s no Beanie Baby!
A good carpenter doesn’t blame his tools!
That’s levitation, homes.
No one does the voodoo like Jesus do.
He’s running like there’re people chasing Him!
Resistance is futile!
That man has been voted off the island.
The Lord said, “You’ve got to rise up!”
And He’s outta heeere!