i had to go to the urologist today (i know this is ‘tmi’, but it was no big deal). and i sat in the waiting room with three other men, all older than me. all of them mumbled and groaned the entire time. it made me think three things:

1. i don’t want to know. please don’t tell me why you’re here.
2. these guys make me feel young.
3. being here with these guys makes me feel so old.