10. “Punch It!”, the railroad crossing game

9. “The Big Book of Things I’ll Tell My Therapist in 20 Years”

8. Soiled “Hands Across America” t-shirt

7. “Too Slow Ronnie, the Roadkill Raccoon”

6. Coin-operated vacuum cleaner

5. Mr. Goodwrench earrings

4. Indian’s playoff tickets

3. Black ‘n Decker makeup applicator

2. Screaming toddler personalized cell phone ring

1. Whack a Facial Mole

from mikey’s funnies