a list, from mcsweeney’s, as printed in the book mountain man dance moves, and read on my sony reader ebook…
what makes unicorns cry?
by bob shea
those who refuse to believe in them
orphans throwing rocks at them
renegade wizards who refuse to join the alliance
a sad movie
getting punched in the horn
unicorn-themed fan fiction
war, poverty, injustice — same stuff as you and me
older, mean-spirited unicorns
your habitual lying
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I just got this book last week. McSweeney’s always delivers.
or other annoying unicorns:
This made me cry laughing. Thank you, random internet person.